I am the glambolic superstar and I’m happy to grace any stage or event, from cabaret song and stories to compering and performing from musicals and pantomime.
For over 10 years I’ve performed at various festivals, club circuits and other nooks and crannies across the country either with or without the proprietor’s consent, with a mix of timeless entertainment and big ego.
I am based in the wonderful city of Norwich in Norfolk.
As the one and only orange-haired Queen you may have heard me wittering away whilst featured upon the wireless on BBC Radio Norfolk, BBC Radio Cambridgeshire and also Future Radio, where I sung live over the air-waves to the infinite requests from my many adoring fans.
Having been born and raised above an Award-winning Fish and Chip shop of the North Norfolk Coast, I am now used to the finer things in life – having moved on from wooden chip forks and stacking cockle jars.
Depends who’s asking but I guarantee I’m always younger than you think you cheeky cherubian nymphs.
Alas I was once a make-up counter girl in an up-market department store until it was decided my eye-shadow techniques were not suitable for middle-class ladies of leisure who were just passing the time whilst their husbands played golf and had their backs epilated. I’ve also been a columnist for a tabloid newspaper until my answerphone machine got handed in.
Orange my darlings.